SOME RULES AND REGULATIONS (mandatory)

1. We follow a zero tolerance policy
   

2. All inductees will take daily urine and blood tests
   

3. All inductees can only bring a total of five dollors($5) to work
   

4. All inductees will be fed at work (no home lunch allowed)
   

5. All inductees will be allowed only one(1) phone call per shift
   

6. All phones must remain OFF, while in the building
   

7. All inductees will receive one(1) lashing for every minute tardy
   

8. All inductees will be expected to drink one(1) shot of tequila before their shift
   

9. All inductees will be asked to serenade their co-workers at least once a month            
   

10. All inductees will be monitored while using the restroom, to ensure the usage of only the left hand to wipe
    

11. All inductees will be monitored when entering the building, to ensure the usage of only the right foot when stepping onto the premises  
    

12. All inductees will be taking a daily vitamin(alimento), which will be issued only, by your nearest Madre Ajena
    

13. All inductees will be weekly groomed by your nearest Hermana Seguna.
    

14. All inductees’ nail clippings, hair, urine and feces, will be kept  for our records