Date: Job Application Social Security # ____/___/____ Hired? YES(__) / NO(__)
SOMETHING IN SPANISH. INC
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PERSONAL INFORMATION
Full name: ________________________________ Nickname: ______________________________
Emergency contact information: Street Address:_____________________________ Phone: ___/___/_____ Cyber Address:_____________________________ License Plate #_____________________________ Date of Birth: ___/___/19___ Birth Place:________________________________
Sex: Male(__) / Female(__)
Animal in Chinese Horoscope:_________________ Zodiac Sign: & Planet:
Marital Status: Single(__) / Married(__) Children: Yes(__) / No(__) if yes, how many:____ Siblings: Yes(__) No(__)
Race: Blood Type:_________ Hair length (from crown to end, in inches:____
Glasses: Yes(__) No(__) Bank account #,please:
Are you planning on growing a beard? Yes(__) / No(__)
Tattoos: Yes(__) / No(__)
What do you love the most?_______________________________________________________________
What do you hate the most?_______________________________________________________________
How do you take to authority? very well(__) okay(__) not well(__)
What is your favorite color?_____________________
What is your favorite flower?____________________
What is your gut instinct on blood? disgusted(__) / scared(__) / attracted(__) / indifferent(__)
What is your favorite shape? triangle(__) / square(__) / circle(__). Other:
Which do you prefer? dusk(__) / Dawn(__)
How do you think the world will end? Water(__) / Fire(__) / Plague(__) / War(__) / entering another dimension(__)
Who/what has been your biggest inspiration?_________________________________________________
Coffee or tea?________________
Sit or stand?_________________
List any Allergies:_______________________________________________________________________
Did you sit in the back or front of the classroom?_______________ Spring or Autumn?________________
Do you Believe in a God? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever attended a funeral? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you consider yourself a good person? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Do you feel superior to others? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Is there a law enforcer in your family? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you consider yourself daring? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Can you keep secrets? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you feel paranoid right now? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you believe in magic? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Is loyalty and obedience important to you? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Can you take harsh, constructive criticism? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Do you believe in the law of “Cause and Affect”? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Are you prepared to become an elite? Yes(__) / No(__)
Does a family member know you are doing this? Yes(__) / No(__)
Will you be available for meetings, seminars, lectures, screenings, events at sometimes inconvenient hours? Yes(__) / No(__)
Are you comfortable with nudity? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Do you believe in ghost? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you believe Mickey Mouse? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Is time important to you? Yes(__) / No(__)
Are you in love? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you been convicted of a crime? Yes(__) / No(__)
Are you presently on medication? Yes(__) / No(__)
Are you an organ donor? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Do you still have your appendix? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever been hypnotized? Yes(__) / No(__) Who?
Have you ever been baptized? Yes(__) / No(__) What?
Have you ever been possessed by a spirit? Yes(__) / No(__) Who?
Have you ever slept-walked? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever been to a psychic? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Have you ever feared for your life? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever worked with latex? Yes(__) / No(__) Where?
Do you speak spanish? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you feel enlightened? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Will you be driving yourself to and from work? Yes(__) / No(__)
Are you cluster-phobic? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do clowns scare you? Yes(__) / No(__) Why
Have you ever owned puppets? Yes(__) / No(__) How many?
Are you happy? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Do you consider yourself an artist? Yes(__) / No(__) Why?
Have you ever done something sadistic Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever seen a recently deceased human or animal? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever been bullied? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever bullied? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever been grounded? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you know of the “The Holy Book Of Malachai - The Hooded Serpent? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever played the Ouija board? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever chanted into a mirror? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever thought of committing suicide? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever been in the presence of the “Headless Dog? Yes(__) / No(__)
Does your own excrement and fluids disgust you? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you have an accent? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you bite your inner cheek? Yes(__) / No(__)
Have you ever slaughtered an animal? Yes(__) / No(__)
Does the rain bother you? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you bite your nails? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you play the calliope? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you own a black velvet cowl? Yes(__) / No(__)
Do you believe in the Bermuda Triangle’s existence? Yes(__) / No(__)
PERSONAL HABITS
How often do you shower? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you moisturize? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you shave? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you chew gum? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you pass gas? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you meditate? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you use hair conditioner? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you eat meat? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you wear make-up? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you have sex? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you make sounds during sex? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you have nightmares? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you see your family? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you enter a holy space? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you think of death? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you take a bath? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you cry? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you spit? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you yell? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you laugh? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you pray? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you use a tongue scrapper? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
How often do you clip nails? very often(__) often(__) not often(__) never(__)
EMPLOYMENT SOUGHT
Desired position. Hija superior(__) / Hermana segunda(__) / Madre ajena(__) / Abuela ultima(__) Available start date: ___/___/20___ Desired Salary:
